For Nicole Anderson, breaking the glass ceiling isn't enough for women's equality. The razor-edged shards of that destroyed ceiling must eviscerate and disembowel those who held women down for so long.

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Writers: Dan Klein, Matt Klinman, Michael Pielocik, Chris Sartinsky
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